1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
“the artistic process that students acquire problem-“

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
Papers and shit, computer speaker.

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Wow Wow Wubbzy

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
1:12, it was like, 1:11 when I was coming downstairs.

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:13. AM.

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Crickets. I hate crickets.

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
The evening before, I was going to my threapist’s appointment and I was late like shit.

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Random questions for a random night.

9.) What are you wearing?
Underwear and a shirt. Damn, I need to take some pictures.

10.) Did you dream last night?
That I had some real good potatoe salad. Turns out that it hadn’t been a dream.

11.) When did you last laugh?
I was laughing at my sister. She’s hilarious, and she’s gonna fuck me up when she gets older because I screw the mess wit her. All for hilarity.

12.) What are on the walls you are in?
A bullentin board, few photos and paint. I’m in the basement.

13.) Seen anything weird lately?
This cartoon show on Cartoonnetwork (surprise there), called The Superhero Squad show. It was so weird, it was funny. I actually watched the whole thing. This is what happens when you are sick.

14.) What do you think of this quiz?
Relaxing.

15.) What was the last film you saw?
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends: Imagination Destination (hilarious)

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Clothes and other wasteful items just to have it. I’d probably donate to some charities too.

17.) Tell me something about you that I don’t know?
Whenever I try to lose weight, I always drown myself in food. God, it sucks.

18.) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
The pain and poverty of children under fifteen. Why do children so young go through soo much strife? It’s terrible.

19.) Do you like to dance?
Um, I love to dance.

20.) George Bush:
--has a name that makes you think of a bush the shape of his head.

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Savannah

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Dur, this is harder one. I want a boy. It’s between Isaiah, Elvis and Xavier.

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Um, yes.